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Chemistry insults, as promised.



Well after that successful street fight between Ruben and I (more like talk-it-out in front of PE changerooms) Stefan, Giacomo, Trishna and I came up with some more Chemistry insults along with the other ones Ruben and I thought of in Maths.

Here goes!

1. "You're mean, benzene!"
2. "Cell-u-LOSE because you are cell-u-LAME!"
3. "You're a moron, boron."
4. "You're insane, ethane"
5. "What was that you cried?! POLYVYNIL CHLORIDE!!"
6. "Your face is faecal.. Alkali.. Earth Metal (seriously i don't know).
7. "Your face is too gross for us, phosphorus!!"
8. "You're killin' em, helium!"
9. "You're stubborn, carbon."
10. "You must be a princess, photosynthesis!"
11. "YOU GOT CELL-UL-OWNED!"
12. "You're lame like an alkane.." (get it?! because it rhymes AND alkanes are less reactive than alkenes!)
13. "You're a pickle, nickel"
14. "Go join a cult, cobalt"
15. "You live in a bin, tin"
16. "You ain't got no cranium, URANIUM!!"
17. You must be glu - - cos(e) all the flies are stickin' to you! (get it, glucose?!)

Hope you like them.
I shall soon post Chemistry/Mathematical pick up lines ... oh the anticipation!

Til then

xx

Trina.

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